How To Get Your Young Ones To Eat More Furit & Veggies

Parents can increase the amount of fruits and vegetables that their children eat simply by eating more plant foods themselve.  Simple as that.  Better yet start your own garden and get your young ones involved too.

Banker Humor

A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business.

As he was looking at himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, “Didn’t you tell me you were a banker?”

The young man answered, “Yes, I did.”

To this the tailor said, “Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?”

Humor, I Got To Remember This One When I Go For A Trip

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says “I’ve got a Rolls Royce — keep it until the loan is paid off — here are the keys.” The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank’s underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2,000.

Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the $2,000 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce. The loan officer asks him, “Sir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?”

The man answers, “I had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that long for ten dollars?”

Customer Service Humor

I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance … she leaned over and pushed me.

Lawyer Joke, Pretty Good Too

Did you hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

The terrorist threatened to release one lawyer every hour
if his demands weren’t met.

Big Banks Cut Lending Rates

Big banks cut lending rates.

You know this statement proves how folks minds have been swayed into thinking that things like this is a good thing.  When the banks cut rates it doesn’t help the working man one bit.  Also doesn’t help the economy one bit either.  Reason being if folks don’t have a job they shouldn’t be borrowing anyways.  All that lowering the rates do is make money for the banks, simple as that. They aren’t out there to help you, they are out there to make money.  Don’t take folks much in the way of thinking to figure that out.    My Opinion Only

Are You Smarter Than Your Right Foot?

See if you can outsmart your foot, bet you can’t. 1) While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2) Now, while doing this, draw the number “6” in the air with your right hand. 3) Your foot will change direction. I told you so. And, there’s nothing you can do about it! Go ahead: KEEP TRYING ALL YOU WANT. Have a great day.