An original humorous story by George Walters, bringing a little married-life mischief to the page and the microphone.

Every married man knows that particular look in his wife’s eyes… the one that means she’s spotted something in the lingerie section. That’s usually the cue to start looking for an exit!

In this story, I share a few laughs about my “hidden-bench” routine and the time I had to rescue a young fella who was sweating bullets near the fitting rooms.

If you’ve ever needed a quick escape or a bit of guidance in those aisles, this one might be just what you’re looking for!