Category Archives: George’s Writers Corner

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George Orwel, George Walters

A great writer like myself Ha ha, said this one time many years ago and if you really want to get in tune of what should be done in your life, then read on. Great name too, but hey that is just me.

George Orwell said in his prophetic novel 1984: “He who controls the present controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future.” Control the writing of history and you change the perception of where we come from. That, in turn, becomes the coordinate for where we are, and,when projected forward, it is the perceived starting point for where we need to go.  To much for ya, read it again slowly this time taking it all in.  True words have never been spoken.

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Old Feller Asks If He Would Live to see 80?

Bit of humour sent to me a bit ago.

An old feller recently picked a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well’ for my age. (I just turned 65.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’

He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?’
‘Oh no,’ I replied.. ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’
Then he asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
‘I said, ‘Not much… my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’
‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’
‘No, I don’t,’ I said.
He asked, ‘Do you gamble or drive fast cars.
‘No,’ I said.
He looked at me and said,… ‘Then, why do you even give a dam?

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Newest Linux User

Thought I would let you in on our families newest Linux user.  Pretty high tech I know, but he has had good teachers, his Dad Mom and Uncle Karl.   Click Picture To Enlarge

Linux Rocks!!

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PREGNANT AT 71???

A little humour that was sent to me by a friend.  Seems to me this younger doctor has a bit on the ball here.  Good Stuff.

PREGNANT AT 71

A woman went to the doctor’s office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors.

After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

“What the hell is the matter with you?!”the older doctor demanded.”

Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,

 

“Does she still have the hiccups?”

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Riches That Comes With Age

O.M.G.,  I’m rich!

Silver in the Hair
Gold in the Teeth
Crystals in the Kidneys
Sugar in the Blood
Lead in the Rear End
Iron in the Arteries

And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.
I never thought I’d accumulate such wealth.

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