Thursday Morning Humour

Not for the mild at heart!!!

A lady, about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus and sat down. She then noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver, and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, ‘Well your Honour, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, ‘The Double Mint Twins are coming’ and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ‘Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling,’ and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, ‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick,’ and I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honour … when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, ‘Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!’ I just lost it.’


Great Song Says a lot

Can’t Beat This Song. Says what a lot of people are afraid to say. One of our favourites. Alan Jackson is my favourite singer and George Strait is my lovely wife’s. But then again …. George is a great name!!!!

Don’t fool with us old folks

For Old Folks Only … as it does have one word that might offend the weak. LOL But it does remind me of another old friend of mine. Ed. LOL Lives in Lakeland Florida. Every time I saw him I would say. You Packin” Ed? LOL He would say. Yep, I sure am. You know? He was too. 90 Years Old.