Humour for a Monday Morning

Population of this country is 33 million.

Million are retired.

That leaves 17 million to do the

There are 8 million in school.

Which leaves 9 million to do the work.

Of this there are 5 million employed by the federal  provincial and municipal

Leaving 4 million to do the work.

200,000 are in the armed forces preoccupied
With killing TERRORISTS. Which leaves 3.8
Million to do the work.

Take from that total the 3
Million people who live on social benefits. And that
leaves 800,000 to do the work. At any given
Time there are 18,000 people in hospitals.

782,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 82,998 people
in prisons and 699,000 unemployed and wandering the streets

That leaves just two people to do the

You and me.

And there
You are,

Sitting on your ass,
At your computer, reading jokes

Nice. Real nice.

No offence, of course.

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