Humor For Friday, November 25 2011

If you have ever had to deal with  government inspectors you will enjoy this. 

The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labour Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

GOVT AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

RANCHER: Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.  He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally. 

GOVT AGENT: That’s the guy I want to talk to – the mentally challenged one.

RANCHER: That would be me.

 

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First Computer Ever Built

Here is a picture that shows the first computer that was ever built.  Hard to believe huh?  Pretty hard to put it into a lap top.   Amazing how fast things have changed.  Click Picture to enlarge.

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What Everyone Should Know About Salt

You know most folks today figure that salt is one of the leading items eaten, that leads to heart disease.    I for one believe that to be untrue.   First off years ago anyone that worked for long hard hours was given salt tablets throughout their day.  Why? Well it is quite simple. Our bodies needs it to survive. It cleans the pores of toxins and if you taste your sweat it is pure salt water, if you taste your tears it is pure salt water.   With out salt we would all perish in a short order. So what has the medical profession been telling us?  Again simple, cut back on your salt intake.  And again in my eyes they are wrong and in doing so more folks are getting sick every day.  Cut back on your salt too much and you get sick, then you go on prescription drugs, then you have more problems, caused by the drugs.  Eventually you are on about ten different pills all causing you more problems.  You should be able to see a pattern here my friends.  It’s like looking at a blank wall, but then again there is plenty out there today that have a one track mind.  Now in saying this one also must realize that all salts are not equal. Not by a long shot.  First off all white table salt has been bleached to make it look nice.  Most of all the good things that were in it is now all gone.   So some say well I will switch to sea salt.   Wrong again.  All salt comes from the sea or was covered by water at one time.  What one really needs to be eating is organic salt, unprocessed and unrefined salt.  When you buy it it will be damp with a dull color to it and one has to dry it and crush it a touch to be able to use it.  Using this salt one can pretty well use all they want without complications  or worry of heart disease along with many other problems. Good salt helps ones body adjust to the chemicals and things that we are ingesting into our bodies these days and keeps us healthy and strong.  The kind I buy is Celtic Sea Salt® Brand.  Now get out there, buy the good stuff and get healthy.

unprocessed and unrefined

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Weather & Hunting Times For Port Loring Ontario

  Good morning.  Nice morning wouldn’t ya say?  Touch cool but sure feels good to get outside first thing and grab a few breaths of fresh northern air. Nothing is more healthier for you. let me tell ya.  Today temperature is going to reach 36 °f and then later on tonight drop to 27 °f.  These cool nights sure make it nice for sleeping. The barometer this morning has been falling but now is rising slightly.  At the moment it is setting at 29:12 in Hg.  The winds are from the North East and calm.  Hardly move a whisker out there this morning.  The moon will Rise: 5:30 AM and Set: 3:22 PM today. It will be Overhead: 10:30 AM & Underfoot: 11:00 PM.

Moon Phase is Solunar Table Moon Phase is 4% percent waning crescent 4% Waning Crescent.

The sun got out of bed at 7:30 AM and will set at 4:40 PM, giving us 9 hrs. and 10 minutes of daylight.  Plenty of time to draw in some of that sunshine that is showing itself this morning.

For the hunters out there with bows the old weather stick says the best times  will be from 10:30 AM – 12:30 PM and then again from 3:22 PM – 4:22 PM,  Would also like to mention here that my forecast for ice fishing will start right here, as soon as the lakes freeze over.

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The Doctor Of The Future

A famous feller said this once a long time ago and today folks are just starting, I  will say that again, just starting to realize he is right.  I knew it all along and same as him no one was listening to me.  Take A Look

The doctor of the future
will no longer treat the
human frame with drugs,
but rather will cure
and prevent disease
with nutrition.”

Thomas Edison

You can put that in the bank my friends.

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