Old Feller Asks If He Would Live to see 80?

Bit of humour sent to me a bit ago.

An old feller recently picked a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well’ for my age. (I just turned 65.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’

He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?’
‘Oh no,’ I replied.. ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’
Then he asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
‘I said, ‘Not much… my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’
‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’
‘No, I don’t,’ I said.
He asked, ‘Do you gamble or drive fast cars.
‘No,’ I said.
He looked at me and said,… ‘Then, why do you even give a dam?

Northern Ontario’s Men At Work

Now they say a picture is worth a thousand words, so figured  I would share this one of what our Northern Old Fellers use to bring in firewood logs.  Friend sent it to me this morning. Click Picture To Enlarge.

 

Newest Linux User

Thought I would let you in on our families newest Linux user.  Pretty high tech I know, but he has had good teachers, his Dad Mom and Uncle Karl.   Click Picture To Enlarge

Linux Rocks!!

PREGNANT AT 71???

A little humour that was sent to me by a friend.  Seems to me this younger doctor has a bit on the ball here.  Good Stuff.

PREGNANT AT 71

A woman went to the doctor’s office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors.

After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

“What the hell is the matter with you?!”the older doctor demanded.”

Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,

 

“Does she still have the hiccups?”

Beef, Chickens, Fish Versus Vegetables

Alright, I was asked and I will write what I feel to be correct.  What I was asked was how come some folks today feel that they will become more healthy if they switch from a meat diet to a veggie diet.  First off I don’t really believe in my mind, through years of experience, that a veggie diet is any better than, say a beef or chicken diet.   What I believe to be true is, that the beef and chickens isn’t the problem, it is what is going into these critters through the food they are fed.  That being said, is the problem.  Years ago cancer and things were unheard of in men or women pretty much and if you take a look at their diets it was pretty well 75% meat.  Beef cattle were brought from the west to the cities by the millions and every night that was the main course to say the least.  How come the meat didn’t hurt us?  As I just said, years ago the beef cattle, were free range fed.  They ate nothing and mean nothing but good healthy free of chemical grass and things.  As the old saying goes, you are what you eat and that statement you can take to the bank.  Today our foods are so full of poisons, hormones, antibiotics, well to many to even comprehend, that it is no wonder why so many folks are fallin’ ill these days.  The hard thing to come to grips with is, it is almost impossible to get away from it and eat right.  The only way would be to find a farmer, that you know and can trust that doesn’t feed his beef with chemically treated feed or spray his crops.  If you can do that and have a butcher you can trust you are in business.  Then you go out and plant your own garden and you are all set.  Ones health will then come to them in abundance.  Also if your a hunter you have one step up on some folks, as there is no better food than directly from nature to your plate.  I know some say, hey, I can’t go out and eat something that was once running around free in the bush.  I say well it’s a matter of survival and we as one species high in the food chain has to do what he has to do, to stay fit.   Myself I prefer venison over beef and grouse or pheasant or quail over chicken or turkey.  It’s all in how you cook them.  Again cruel some say to the critters out there.  Well in some ways you are right, but remember this too.  That if you were to look at how our beef cattle, chickens or what ever in some places are being treated you would soon realize that my theory is not so bad.  Actually it is more humane if the truth be known.   So there you go my feelings on the subject.   My Opinion Only.

 

 

No More Dull Knives

Well for years folks have been striving how to learn to sharpen their butcher knives or carving knives with out taking them into a professional to get it done.  So that got me to thinking,  here is a short video for you to watch, which will amaze you of just how easy it is to get a good edge on your knives.  So….get yourself an old coffee cup.  Make sure it is porcelain and rough at the bottom not glazed over .  Try your knife first on a piece of paper making sure you see that it is dull.  Now do as the video shows and, hey that’s it.  Pretty amazing really.  No more dull knives.

Click Link Below To Watch

http://www.dump.com/2010/12/08/how-to-sharpen-your-knife-with-a-cup-video/

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN SASKATCHEWAN

My Sister Barb in Saskatchewan sent me this bit of humor.  As you can tell, she is  a chip off the old block. Enjoy.

 

‘Hello, is this the Police Office?’
‘Yes. What can I do for you?’
‘I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbour Jack Murphy…He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there..’
‘Thank you very much for the call, sir.’
The next day, twelve RCMP Officers descend on Jack’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Jack and leave.
Shortly after, the phone rings at Jack’s house.
‘Hey, Jack! This here’s Floyd….Did the Police come?’
‘Yeah!’
‘Did they chop your firewood?’
‘Yep!’
‘Happy Birthday, buddy!’

Saskatchewan people know how to Git ‘er Done!

Food Supply Threat From Overfishing, Hmm?

You know them saying that our food supply is threatened is probably right and the threat of overfishing is also correct.  Thing is though the overfishing didn’t cause the problem.  What caused the problem is us humans using the oceans as a dumping grounds for the last hundred years. With all the disgusting things that we have been dumping into the oceans it is a wonder there is anything alive in there at all.  What can we do?  Well lots, but by the time the new Powers That Be come in to play it will already be to late for a world as we once had.  The ones that has to clean up our mess, is our young ones and I do have to say I have seen a lot of changes with the way they are thinking as the young ones are becoming more alert to what is really happening.  Governments will have to be toppled like in Egypt,  as there the ordinary folks are taking back control and throwing out the culprits on the street that have caused them grief for a good number of years.  That I believe is a sign of what is to come here in the world, as folks change their ways back to  a simple, healthy way of life.  So, when you see these articles in the paper of our food supply is being threatened, yes be concerned, but take a deep look into what the real reason is, before coming to a conclusion that is built up only by folks that want to change your way of thinking, to theirs.  My opinion only.


Alzheimer’s & What To Do

For many a years now I have always said that the more one uses the brain the less chance you will have of developing Alzheimer’s.   Stands to reason too, as the brain is made to think and if you ease off of your thinking or not giving it new things to do, it figures it isn’t needed, and well, problems arise.  My recommendation is writing poetry or cross word puzzles and things like that and do it every day for at least an hour or so, more if possible.  Also get outside and do things in the garden, get your mind to thinking about growing things and all the health benefits that goes along with gardening.   The more you make your mind work the better you are going to be and that is a fact.  I also believe though that you need to ease up on all the garbage food we are eating and start eating right. I can’t talk myself as being so busy all my life food came second on my list of good things to do. Now I have to pay the price a bit but I will say this, it is never to late to change your diet, as I am doing myself.   I see in the news today that the fix for Alzheimer’s is learning a different language like Italian, German or what ever.  In my mind living in Canada I suppose that would be a good thing but for myself I would think that my recommendations above would be more helpful.  But, hey to each their own, main thing is, do something, as when we get older the memories are there to be shared, not to be just let go and lost forever.  My Opinion Only.

 

 

Pass The Biscuits Please

My sister Barb sent my wife and I this article and I have to say it is right on the money. Thanks Sis.  Figured I would pass it along as it just might get some to do some thinkin’.    Used to happen to me and Reg back on the farm many years ago,when Laura the lady of the house set up the supper table.

When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then.  And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.  On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage, and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad.  I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed!  Yet all my dad did was reach for his Biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don’t remember what I told him that night; but I do remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits.  And I’ll never forget what he said:  “Honey, I love burned biscuits.”
Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned.  He wrapped me in his arms and said, “Your momma put in a long hard day at work today and she’s real tired. And besides… a burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!”
You know, life is full of imperfect things… and imperfect people. I’m not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else.  What I’ve learned over the years is that learning to accept each others faults and choosing to celebrate each others’ differences, is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship..

So…please pass me a biscuit. And yes, the burned one will do just
fine!

Fishing Buddy Wanted For 2011??????

You know with a few health problems on ones mind it sort of gets a fellows mind to thinking.  Thinking of what lies ahead and what one should or would like to be doing in life.  For myself I bought a good used cedar strip boat last spring, fixed it up and gotta’ tell ya it looks like brand new. Had folks come for miles around just to look at it.  Not that it was worthy of folks making the trip but it is amazing how many did stop by to see the old girl.  Old Girl?  Yep named it Jennie as years ago I had a horse named Jennie and my wife figured it was just the name for my boat. So one day last summer she painted it on both sides.  Looks good too.   Now when ever I look at the boat fond memories are brought to light instantly.    But that is not what I am really trying to portrait here this morning, what I want to say or should, or ask, is if there happens to be a feller that loves to fish, would like to go out once or twice a week and has time to sit back and enjoy life, well……….let me know.   I guess you could say this article is asking for a good old fishing buddy.  I told my wife I would make a deal with who ever decided to take on such a task that they bring the bait and I will supply the boat, motor and fuel.  I don’t think one could find a better deal anywhere, don’t ya think?    Any ways if you feel you would like to get away from all your worries and bring some nature into your life, give me a call or send me an Email so we can discuss this new adventure we are about to take on in life.  I know a lot of good fishing holes just waiting to be had but in saying that I am still open for more.   1 705 757 1640 or [email protected]     I live in Port Loring Ontario surrounded by lakes and nature at its best, about an hour away from North Bay or surrounding towns.   Why am I doing this?  Well lets just say I am in the need of a good friend that likes the things I like, has a few good stories to share and loves fishing.  My wife is in agreement so, hey, lets go fishing.

Riches That Comes With Age

O.M.G.,  I’m rich!

Silver in the Hair
Gold in the Teeth
Crystals in the Kidneys
Sugar in the Blood
Lead in the Rear End
Iron in the Arteries

And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.
I never thought I’d accumulate such wealth.

Click Picture To Enlarge.

Warm Day Here In Port Loring

Well we got rid of  a bit of ice along my roof edge.   But thinkin’ we will be needing another day or so of warm weather to finish things.  But………they say no, so might have to live with what we got rid of thus far, until spring arrives.  I also am predicting an early spring for us up her in the north. Hate going out on a limb saying that, but if I don’t I will regret I didn’t in the coming days.   Another good thing with this warm weather my wood furnace has been given a bit of a reprieve, which makes me happy as we can ease up on the wood burning.  Now don’t get me wrong we have more cold weather in the future heading our way starting tomorrow, but I am thinking it won’t last.   So enjoy your snowmobile and ice fishing while you can, as old Mother Nature has plans for us know it all humans in the coming weeks.  Ok with me too, as I am looking forward to gettin’ my new cedar strip boat in the water come the 24th of May.  Well maybe not brand new, but new to me after restoring it last summer.  Will write another post on that in the coming days.  Have a good one.

This Is The Grapefruit Month

Well Folks.  This is the best time of year to get them juicy tasty grapefruit or oranges.  For years my wife and I went to Florida to my Dads cottage and once a week a trip would be in order to  head on out to visit the farmers.  There we would chat about things, being a farmer myself and after a visit bring with us a couple baskets of fresh tree picked grapefruit and some oranges. Once home every morning they would be cut open and put in front of us at the breakfast table.  I gotta’ tell ya, if you haven’t had tree picked fresh grapefruit you are sure missing out on one of life’s most tastiest fruits.  Not only do they taste good but they are good for ya.  So good that every one this time of year should be eating them daily for breakfast for at least two months.  I know some say, oh ya sure, how can we afford them.  I say well, even at a dollar apiece which is a touch pricey compared to if you lived in Florida, you still are getting more for your money if you think health wise.  Also don’t forget them Florida Oranges either, as this time of year they are just loaded with juice and so……………….sweet too.  I have one for a treat after supper instead of candy, or them things that is not so good for ya.  There you go, so the next time out shopping pick up a couple dozen and get into eating what one should be eating at this time of the year.  Your body will love you for it and so will your taste buds.  My Opinion Only

Wanted….. Family Doctor For Wife & I

You know for most my life I have had an old doctor of prestige looking after me.  Three to be exact, until the end of their days, I have to say I sure miss them. Two even looked after me after they retired from their home.   Many of my stories through my columns relate back to some of our talks and events that took place.  Great stuff for sure.  Today, especially up here in the North it is really hard to find a doctor that you can go in and see on a regular basis in need.  To bad too, as with all the money in Canada we don’t have enough doctors to go around. In my mind there is no excuse for it.    At any rate now that I am older things happen in life and one could do with having a good physician, one that will listen and given time, become friends.   I gotta’ tell you I sure miss them old feller’s that looked after me.  So………..if there is a family doctor out there, Male or Female, that would like another patient, one that likes to chat a bit now and then, I would like to hear from you.   You can reach me at  [email protected] Or  call George  1-705-757-1640 Look Forward To Hearing From You.  I live in Port Loring Ontario, but can travel to North Bay, or surrounding areas, not a problem there.

Another Warm Up Heading Toward Port Loring

Well a nice warm up will be heading our way for Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Might even get up to around 50 which is ok by me, as I got a lot of ice build up on the edge of my roof.  Only thing is we are going to probably get some rain with it too, as it is only common sense that with warmer temperatures and lots of snow on the ground, both put together causes rain.  But, hey, maybe you can all drag out your barbecues for a day or so and cook up a burger or two.  After Friday though back to some cooler weather, but nothing drastic.  Have a great day.

Cancer From Fluoride ?????

Something To Think About When Buying Your Toothpaste.

February 11, 2011

Danger Of Bone Cancer From Fluoride In Toothpaste, Drinking Water

Concerns on fluoride as a major avoidable cause of bone cancer are urgently validated by its unrecognized 20 percent increased incidence in children under the age of 15 over the last three decades. These concerns are all the more critical as 200 million citizens of all ages are still drinking fluoridated water. Dr. Samuel S. Epstein is Professor emeritus of Environmental and Occupational Medicine at the University of Illinois at Chicago School of Public Health, and Chairman of the international Cancer Prevention Coalition.

What It Used To Be Like & What It Has Become Today

My Sister sent me this and I got to tell ya, well take a look, I think you will get what it is trying to portrait to ya.

Scenario:
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1970 Crowd gathers. Johnny wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates for life.

2010 – Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark.. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Mark started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months. School board hold meeting to implement bullying prevention programs

Scenario:
Robbie won’t Keep still in class, disrupts other students.

1970 – Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Headmaster. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2010 – Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. Robbie’s parents get fortnightly disability payments and School gets extra funding from state because Robbie has a disability.

Scenario :
Billy breaks a window in his neighbour’s car
and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1970 Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

20010 – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Government psychologist tells Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

Scenario :
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1970 – Mark gets glass of water from Teacher to take aspirin with.

2010 – Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario :
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from Guy Fawkes,
puts them in a model airfix paint bottle, blows up an ants nest.

1970 – Ants die.

2010- Police, Armed Forces,  & Anti-terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, MI5 investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny’s Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario :
Johnny falls while running during break and scrapes his knee.
He is found crying by his teacher, Mary . Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1970 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2010 – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

Canadian Cutie

All set to go ice fishing Grandpa.   Click Picture To Enlarge.

 

Cole Walters

Our Metric System Was Just A Ploy To Change The Way We Think

Well my prediction of colder weather was right on.  Down to minus 20 this morning old scale not metric.  Now that is cold.   Although my sister Barb out west makes our temperatures look like summer.  Think the time to go for a visit in that country is mid July.  LOL One of these days will do just that too.  Thing is, this metric system has folks minds messed up.  For example they say it is 0 degrees outside.  That sure sounds cold but in reality it is 32 degrees, which is not bad actually and if a sunny day the temperatures in the sun would be around 40.  Same as gas for your car, it says on the sign out front of the service stations, 1.12 cents a litre.  What it should say and what it really is, is $4.48 cents a gallon.   Thing is bringing this metric in to our society was done for a reason.  The reason being that it changed what people thought and think.  They knew the price of things were going to go up and this was one way of getting around it.  Temperature is the same, folks look out the window and see five below 0. Darn I am not going out in that, so they sit in the house putting on the beef.  This is what our Powers To Be want to happen. They want us to become less self efficient and rely on modern medicine and them more and more every day, and it’s working.  More folks are getting sick, more are gaining weight, to many to name.  Not a good things folks, so don’t be fooled about this metric thing, there is more there than meets the eye let me tell ya.  Oh and don’t forget the trillions of dollars that it cost to change us over to metric.  Something like our two languages, French and English, won’t get into that, well maybe one day.  My opinion only.